Oh Brian...

Wots this?

Here is a woman in a bath full of Wotsits... what a crazy bitch.

Whorenet

My first ever editing experience... please note spectacular ending...

How to tell when its time for employment....

I was made redundant just over 2 months ago... a bit of a blow but hell... i got over it. The first month of unemployment was a real hoot. Well to be honest it was a huge slutty bender... I am not often that promiscuous but it was only snogging so its not soooo bad. I did galleries and lunches and the Cindy Crawford work out DVD. After about 6 weeks I did start getting a little bored though. Every time I got restless I would hop in my little car and take a trip to the gym stopping on my way home at the large Sainsburys to purchase loo roll. You can never have enough. OR SO I THOUGHT. One night I found myself sitting alone in my living room, the 38 rolls caught my eye and I began beavering away, building sturdy towers. I then decided to film myself running into these sturdy towers, I was having a great time until I watched the video.... christ... it was not funny, it was just hugely embarrassing... i looked a complete plonker. This is when Olivia decided it was time to get a job. Unemployment is simply not for me.

this is how it will be when Olivia has a family...

I'd like to thank the police for keeping us safe...

Eric The Stunt Bee

As far as viral campaigns go, i believe this one is genius. These men sent dead bees (dont fear, they died being transported from France and were not killed for the purpose of the exercise) to all journos in small cases with a letter explaining that this was their stunt bee Eric and if it did not appear to be moving to visit the following link in order to revive him (please click on the image I have kindly provided) -






BRILLIANCE